What that advert needs is a good moustaching.
Stock Your Arsenal
A Call to Action
Join us in transforming mundane, un-interesting marketing messages into moustached works of awesome-ness. Get some moustaches, go wild then upload your handy-work on the wall of awesome (got haxored - disabled cause I'm lazy)!
The Moustache Code
First Rule of the Moustache...
We do not officially endorse property damage and we hate the word vandalism (ew!).
The moustaches available here are simple vinyl stickers and are therefore semi-permanent fixtures.
Do with them what you will but note that we disavow all connections to you and your actions.
All shipping is done through the United States Postal Service. We charge $1.50 USD domestic and $4 USD international. We usually ship within 2 days of purchase but please note that shipping could take up to a week after purchase.
Who Are We?
We are upper lip vigilantes with a world vision of peace and moustaches for all.
If you have plans to take your moustaching seriously and go for the gold, let us know.
We can make custom nose-manes in any size and/or style and ship them to you so you can get down to business.
Highway Billboards anyone?